The Best Funny Jokes About Men

Ceramic Tiles

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -18

Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Man Women Torch

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -30

A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

Love Gold

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -21

Why do women love gold more than men?

Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !

Male Bra

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -25

Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.