The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Younger

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When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Lesbians

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Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

new medicine

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Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Double Standards

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If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.

Junk Mail

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I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

Chick Peas

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What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.