The Best Funny Cat Jokes

Cigarettes and Cats

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Q. What do cigarettes and cats have in common?

A. They’re both really bad for your health if you put them in your mouth and set fire to them.

Cats and Cars

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What is a cat’s favourite car?
A purrrrrgeot.

Cat Flap

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Q. How do you make a cat flap?
A. Throw it off a cliff.