The Best Funny Blond Jokes

Jan

By Sorcha

in Dirty Jokes

+51 -31

Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Feb

By Kirsty

in Dirty Jokes

+31 -29

Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet?
A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.

Jul

By Steve

in General Jokes

+28 -29

Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.

Dec

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -16

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Nov

By Anna

in Dirty Jokes

+29 -36

Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly button?

Because her husband was a blond too!