The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Jun

By Samual

+258 -227

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Mar

By Daws

in Racist Jokes

+75 -55

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Apr

By Sophie

in Racist Jokes

+225 -224

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Jun

By Donald

in Racist Jokes

+5 -6

Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence

Aug

By Sarah

in Disabled Jokes

+38 -46

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Aug

By Sam

in Racist Jokes

+60 -78

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint