Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

New Word

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My grasp of the English language is so amazing I actually invented a new word the other day, it’s called “plagiarism”.

Gym

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If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?

Learn To Count

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Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.

Interview

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I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?”
I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”

Garden

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Just had the following conversation with my neighbor.

Neighbor: I’m fed up of your dog crapping in my garden.
Me: It wasn’t my dog.
Neighbor: How do you know?
Me: Because I did it!!

Peanut Factory

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Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed?

A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.