07Feb New Word By SallyS in General Jokes +12 -6 My grasp of the English language is so amazing I actually invented a new word the other day, it’s called “plagiarism”.
11Aug Gym By SanjayDS in General Jokes +27 -21 If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?
27Nov Learn To Count By BJ23 in General Jokes +18 -12 Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.
20Jun Interview By Dave in General Jokes +24 -18 I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?” I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”
21Aug Garden By Steve in General Jokes +25 -19 Just had the following conversation with my neighbor. Neighbor: I’m fed up of your dog crapping in my garden. Me: It wasn’t my dog. Neighbor: How do you know? Me: Because I did it!!
12Jan Peanut Factory By Dave in General Jokes +13 -7 Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed? A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.