05Oct Life By Steve in General Jokes +38 -32 Q. Why is life like toilet paper? A. Because you’re either on a roll or some a$$hole is crapping on you.
11Nov Accident By Vic14 in General Jokes +35 -29 My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand. He’s slowly dealing with it.
27Jul Librarian By Dave in General Jokes +25 -19 Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia. She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”
26Mar Drug Addiction By Dave in General Jokes +11 -5 I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.
07Feb New Word By SallyS in General Jokes +12 -6 My grasp of the English language is so amazing I actually invented a new word the other day, it’s called “plagiarism”.