If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?
Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.
Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.
What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.
Just got a job handling financial transactions for a multi-billion dollar company. I’ve become a cashier at KFC.
F*ck the ships!!
My lighthouse, my rules.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!