Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
08
Jul

Latest Science

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+8 -18

Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.

16
Feb

Lost Grandad

By Phil
in Relationship Jokes
+9 -19

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

07
Jan

Weightwatchers

By Dave
in General Jokes
+22 -32

Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.

09
May

Autocorrect

By Sam
in Surreal Jokes
+9 -19

I really ducking hate autocorrect.

13
Sep

Perve

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -19

You’re so fit that it hurts when I perve on you.

25
Nov

X-factor Swimming

By Luke
in Political Jokes
+4 -14

Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

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