The Best Funny Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she went on a rowing machine it sank.

Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.

Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.

I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.

Yo mama is so fat she lost her virginity to a Snickers candy bar.

Yo mama is so fat she does her grocery shopping at McDonalds.