The Best Funny Black Jokes

I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.

Q. What do you call a black man who smiles a lot?
A. Snigger

Q. What do call a black guy in a suit?

A: The defendant.

Can’t believe how dark my skin is after going away on holiday. Think I might go out and steal a car.

What do black men do after sex?
About 15 years to life.

The following took place in a primary school.

Teacher: Ok class put your hand up if you know anything about police officers???
*Students raise their their hands*
Teacher: You only have to put one hand up Tyrone.