Best Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Funny yo mama jokes about how your mama is so fat and dirty and many other hilarious things!

Japan

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Yo mama is so fat that every year Japan gives her money to stop swimming in the sea because of the danger of a tsunami.

Yo Mama is Retarded

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3 reasons why yo mama is retarded:

1. She thinks typing ‘Google’ into Google will break the internet.
2. She thinks Blue-Ray is a type of fish.
3. She lost her job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Local Zoo

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Yo mama is so ugly the local zoo uses a photo of her to stop the gorillas from beating off.

So Poor

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Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.