Best Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Funny yo mama jokes about how your mama is so fat and dirty and many other hilarious things!

May

By Michelle

in Yo Mama Jokes

+10 -28

Yo mama is so dirty that her bedroom toys are powered by diesel.

Nov

By Simon

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+7 -25

Yo mama is so fat that she has to change the light bulb in her fridge every month.

Mar

By Daveys

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+6 -26

Yo mama is so stupid she made love to a carrot the other night because she was fed up of wearing glasses and wanted her eyesight to improve.

Apr

By Yo mama master

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+12 -32

Yo mama so stupid…

She even failed her blood test!

Jul

By Craig

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+6 -27

Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal vending machine in the kitchen.

Nov

By kibo

in Yo Mama Jokes

+4 -25

Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.