Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Shoe Polish

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Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

Dyslexic Worshiper

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.

Leprosy

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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

Blind

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A blind man walks into a bar.

Hemophiliac

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The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.

Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.