Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Funny Doctor

in Disabled Jokes
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“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.

Sensible Eating

in Disabled Jokes
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Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Gas

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.

Light Bulb

in Disabled Jokes
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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.

Special Olympics

in Disabled Jokes
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How does Bruce Buffer introduce the Special Olympics? “LLLLLLLLet’s get rrrrrrrready to STUMBLLLLE!!!