Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.
“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.
Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.
What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.
Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?
A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.
How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.
How does Bruce Buffer introduce the Special Olympics? “LLLLLLLLet’s get rrrrrrrready to STUMBLLLLE!!!