Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Tumor

in Disabled Jokes
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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

Green and Melts

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Deaf

in Disabled Jokes
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You can say whatever you want about deaf people.

Shoe Polish

in Disabled Jokes
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Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

Dyslexic Worshiper

in Disabled Jokes
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.