Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Hemophiliac

in Disabled Jokes
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The following conversation took place while a hemophiliac was shopping.

Shop Assistant: Can I help you sir?
Hemophiliac: No thanks, I’m just bruising.

Stephen Hawking

in Disabled Jokes
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Can’t believe how arrogant Stephen Hawking is. Got a message saying he needed a new wheelchair but every time I call him to arrange delivery it just goes through to his answerphone.

Deaf Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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Q. Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?
A. So you can read their lips.

Deaf TV

in Disabled Jokes
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Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.

Aids and Cancer

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.

Vegetables

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.