Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Aug

Bradley Manning

By Jules

+12 -12

It’s great that dangerous criminals like Bradley Manning are now safely behind bars. I was just about to go on a shooting spree at my local park and would hate it if someone filmed me and gave it to the media.

May

Carrots

By Dean

in Animal Jokes

+24 -24

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

Mar

Strawberry Ass

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+24 -24

A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Dec

Tourettes

By Dave

in General Jokes

+11 -11

I used to think my dad suffered from tourettes but it turns out he just thinks I’m a c*nt.

Mar

Dragon

By RobinB

in Surreal Jokes

+42 -43

Once I saved a girl from a fire-breathing dragon and all she could say was “You need to fix your drug problem”.

Apr

Kim Jong-Un

By Damo

in Political Jokes

+19 -20

Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.