Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night. We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient. He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.
Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.
Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space? A: E.T. the extra testicle.
What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!