My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?
Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,
Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee? A. Nest-cafe
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)
Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people? A. They think it’s whale shit.
Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.