Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?
An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.
The bartender asks,
“What can I get for you President Obama?”
Q. How do Hindus connect the dots? A. They butt heads!
I’d tell you a Covid joke but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.
I’ve got a tip for you or if you like I can put the whole thing in.
Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.