Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Thief

in Animal Jokes
+150 -47

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

Buttcheeks

in Dirty Jokes
+104 -27

Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

94%

in Surreal Jokes
+84 -28

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Valentines Present

in Relationship Jokes
+71 -20

My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?”
“Yes,” she said happily.
“Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”

Coffee

in General Jokes
+75 -26

Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

Store

in Dirty Jokes
+65 -27

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.