Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Short People

in General Jokes
+61 -23

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

McNuggets

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -13

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.

2) I’m banned from McDonalds.

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+38 -10

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+50 -23

Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.

It’s called FOOD.

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
+26 -10

1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Math

in Dirty Jokes
+38 -23

Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.