They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.
Two interesting facts about me.
1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.
2) I’m banned from McDonalds.
Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.
It’s called FOOD.