Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Short People

in General Jokes
+61 -23

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

McNuggets

in Dirty Jokes
+43 -13

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.

2) I’m banned from McDonalds.

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+38 -9

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+50 -22

Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.

It’s called FOOD.

Weight

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -14

Just had the following conversation with my wife.

Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown.
Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
+26 -10

1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.