Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Tradition

in Political Jokes
+40 -8

Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people

Jack and Jill

in Dirty Jokes
+64 -32

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy

Loans

in General Jokes
+24 -10

I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.

They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.

Thesaurus

in General Jokes
+16 -5

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Dirty Cat

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -12

Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?

Answer A Purrvert

Kid

in General Jokes
+18 -9

When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.