You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
Two interesting facts about me.
1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.
2) I’m banned from McDonalds.
Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.
Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.
It’s called FOOD.
1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid
Repeat 15 times just be to sure.
Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.