Joe Biden found out today he has Parkinsons. Coincidentally he also made the decision to permanently glue his hand to his cock.
Q. Why do dyslexic kids get fish on Halloween?
A. Because they go trick or trouting.
Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.
Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.
Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.
How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.