Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Symbol

in Disabled Jokes
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?

Barging Holiday

in General Jokes
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Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.

Landscape Gardener

in General Jokes
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Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

Worst Thing

in General Jokes
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Worst thing to say in a job interview:

“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “

Drug Addiction

in General Jokes
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I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.

Angry

in Racist Jokes
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How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.