Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.
How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?
Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.
Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.