Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?
Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.
Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.
Worst thing to say in a job interview:
“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “
I enjoy smoking a lot of drugs like marijuana and cigarettes and drinking alcohol but cocaine is where I draw the line.
How do you make an Indian angry?
Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.