YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.
Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.
Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.