Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.
I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, on both occasions.
Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.
I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.
Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat? A. Because elephants never forget.
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!