Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
Just read that “Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer!”
Would be great if Max Factor also made condoms.
I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.
Q. Why do women hold a grudge against you for many years if you call them fat? A. Because elephants never forget.
YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
Got an email today from someone trying to sell me Mount Everest for £1 million. I told him it was a bit steep.