Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake.
I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
I’m trans-slender.
Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave? A. The kitchen.
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?
People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.