Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Women

in Dirty Jokes
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I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

Toaster

in General Jokes
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Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.

Man at Doctors

in Surreal Jokes
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A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.

The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”

Barack

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes
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When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

Irish Mugger

in Racist Jokes
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Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

Anti-depressants

in General Jokes
+5 -4

I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.