Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cheating

in Relationship Jokes
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Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.

Ruined Friday

in Surreal Jokes
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Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

Lump

in Disabled Jokes
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The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

Vegetarian Club

in General Jokes
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.

Biggest Weakness

in General Jokes
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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
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Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.