Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Worst Thing

in General Jokes
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Worst thing to say in a job interview:

“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “

Landscape Gardener

in General Jokes
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Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

Barging Holiday

in General Jokes
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Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.

One Leg

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?

Knee grow.


in Disabled Jokes
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Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a person dragging their butt across the floor?


in Dirty Jokes
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Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.