Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Censorship

in Political Jokes
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At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Alexa

in General Jokes
+2 -2

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

Charges

in General Jokes
+5 -1

I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

Girlfriend Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -1

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Science Breakthrough

in General Jokes
+4 -2

Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.