Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Speeding

in General Jokes
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Just heard you can now get points for speeding which doesn’t seem right to me. If anything people caught speeding should be punished.

Water Bed

in Disabled Jokes
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Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.

Health Care

in Political Jokes
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Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.

Jaws

in Disabled Jokes
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If you watch the film Jaws backwards it’s actually a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Latest Science

in Political Jokes
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Top scientists estimate there are over 48,200,000 kangaroos in Australia whilst Wales has a population of 3,136,000. So if the kangaroos decided to invade Wales, every Welsh man and woman would have to fight 15 kangaroos which is why politicians are allowed to break lockdown rules and finger random women.