Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Alexa

in General Jokes
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Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

Charges

in General Jokes
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I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

Girlfriend Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Science Breakthrough

in General Jokes
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Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

Vaccinated

in General Jokes
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Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

Fine Line

in Animal Jokes
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There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.