Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Apr

By Jemahl

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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.

Oct

By nboy

+2868 -1064

Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.

Jul

By Chan

+2860 -1176

Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Aug

By Chris

+1787 -521

Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

Aug

By Donald T

+2299 -1155

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Mar

By Warrick Fehi

+2000 -873

What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.