The Best Funny Irish Jokes


in Pick Up Lines
+66 -43

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+37 -18

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.


in Racist Jokes
+27 -15

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
+194 -185

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Irish Mugger

in Racist Jokes
+6 -2

Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “


in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+126 -122

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.