Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Church WiFi

in Religious Jokes
+53 -36

My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

Petting Zoo

in Animal Jokes
+67 -50

Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,

Coffee

in Animal Jokes
+40 -23

Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee?
A. Nest-cafe

Survived

in Political Jokes
+46 -29

Shit I’ve survived:

Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Sars ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Ebola ✓
Coronavirus (pending)

Sharks

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+237 -220

Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people?
A. They think it’s whale shit.

Annoying Conversation

in General Jokes
+48 -32

“Can you tie a good knot”?

“I cannot.”

“So you can knot?”

“No, I cannot knot!”

“Not knot?”

“Who’s there?”

“Fuck off!”