My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?
Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,
Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee? A. Nest-cafe
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)
Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people? A. They think it’s whale shit.
“Can you tie a good knot”?
“I cannot.”
“So you can knot?”
“No, I cannot knot!”
“Not knot?”
“Who’s there?”
“Fuck off!”