Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
You know you’ve had a good night out when you wake up in your next door neighbours house surrounded by 20 traffic cones.
Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.
My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?
Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,
Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee? A. Nest-cafe