A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.
The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”
11
JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JanBarack
When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.
07
JanIrish Mugger
in Racist Jokes
Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “
07
JanAnti-depressants
I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.
04
JanLove
If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?
31
DecBirthdays
Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.