Have you heard about that new social media platform for people with bowel problems?
It’s called Shitter.
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DecBowel Problems
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DecTesco Value
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I got in touch with my inner self today.
That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.
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DecVacations
I read on the internet recently that the government might make vacations mandatory. I really hope so. Would love to go to the Bahamas.
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Dec007
My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007:
0 Romance
0 Hygiene
7 Meals per day
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DeciPad Birthday
My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.
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DecAlcohol
My doctor recently told me to keep away from alcohol so I now drink using a 10ft long straw.