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04
Feb

Peters house

By Peter
in Surreal Jokes
+1 -19

Q. Why did Peter’s house burn down?
A. Because his surname was ‘File’.

04
Feb

Twin

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+7 -10

Had a threesome last night with my girlfriend and her twin.

Dave really hurt my ass.

01
Feb

Get Into Shape

By Tony
in General Jokes
+6 -5

Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.

01
Feb

Viagra

By Einstein
in Dirty Jokes
+3 -12

I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.

28
Jan

Lump Removed

By Chris
in Surreal Jokes
+8 -2

I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.

28
Jan

Last Words

By Tony
in Animal Jokes
+8 -8

I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.

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