Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.
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DecMasks
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
DecSex Tape
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My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.
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DecJesus
Q. How does Jesus make beer?
A. He brews it
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DecSanta
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What does santa have between his legs?
Ho-Ho-Hoes!
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DecImportant
I asked this girl earlier which is more important, length or girth?
Turns out it’s consent.
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DecSupermarkets
In order to help poor people supermarkets have now agreed to give away free turkeys. To qualify you need to be able to run faster than the security guards.