Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

12 Breasts

in Relationship Jokes
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A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?

Black Serial Killers

in Racist Jokes
+9 -21

Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.

Anorexic Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -10

My anorexic girlfriend told me she’s really depressed at the moment. I told her she should lighten up.

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+8 -6

Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.

Women

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -11

I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

Toaster

in General Jokes
+14 -3

Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.