Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Last Words

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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”

Out of Order

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AGNB is bang out of order!

Lord Of The Rings

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Went to see my psychiatrist today. I keep having dreams where I’m a famous author working on the the Lords of The Rings Trilogy. He said it sounds like I’ve been Tolkien in my sleep.

Dry Skin

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Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.

Job Advert

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Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive.

I don’t want unlucky people on my team.

Tested Positive

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Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.

Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.