19Sep Landlord By Tim in General Jokes +18 -33 Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.
27Jan Last Words By Dave in General Jokes +13 -28 I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”
24Nov Lord Of The Rings By Dave in General Jokes +19 -34 Went to see my psychiatrist today. I keep having dreams where I’m a famous author working on the the Lords of The Rings Trilogy. He said it sounds like I’ve been Tolkien in my sleep.
26May Dry Skin By Dave in General Jokes +18 -33 Finally managed to cure my dry skin problem, I’ve stopped using towels.
02May Job Advert By SteveD in General Jokes +7 -22 Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive. I don’t want unlucky people on my team.