Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Job Advert

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Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive.

I don’t want unlucky people on my team.

Tested Positive

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Just tested positive for a ‘big ass’.

Looks like I now need to social distance myself from the kitchen.

Pirates Favourite Subject

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Whats a pirates favourite subject? Arrrrt!

Gordon Ramsay

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If Gordon Ramsay made sat-navs:

“F*ck off you brainless asshole, you were supposed to turn right!!”

Landlord

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Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.

Last Words

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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”