Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Kettle Factory

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+4 -20

I used to have a job working in an electric kettle factory. I was in my element.

Clear Your Debts

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+14 -30

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com

Grand Theft Auto

in General Jokes
+22 -38

I can’t wait till the app ‘Grand Theft Auto Go’ comes out.

Bar Drinking

in General Jokes
+24 -40

I’ve decided that from now on I’m just gonna drink at home instead of drinking at bars. It’s cheaper, there are no time limits and I’m allowed to be naked.

Remember

in General Jokes
+6 -23

I can never remember if its spelt laying or lying. Anyway I just hit an old woman with my car and she’s doing that in a car-park at the moment.

IKEA

in General Jokes
+8 -25

Apparently the word ‘IKEA’ is Swedish for ‘f*ck’, explains a lot.