Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Facebook

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Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Coffee

in General Jokes
+27 -41

I was sitting at work today drinking a coffee and doing some stuff with Excel when my boss put his hand into my pants and started touching me up. He then went back to his work like nothing happened. Being self-employed is awesome.

Stay Safe

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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.

Chernobyl

in General Jokes
+9 -23

Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?

Cause chernobyl fall out.

Sober

in General Jokes
+10 -24

I’ve been sober now for 100 days. Not in a row just over the past 4 years.

Brag

in General Jokes
+16 -30

Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.