Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Landlord

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Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.

Blood Pressure

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My doctor told me I had high blood pressure this morning… I took it with a pinch of salt.

Onions

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Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.

Irish Coffee

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Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Pizza

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Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.

Thesaurus Club

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First rule of Thesaurus Club…

You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.