19Sep Landlord By Tim in General Jokes +18 -33 Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.
18Jan Blood Pressure By Jim in General Jokes +5 -21 My doctor told me I had high blood pressure this morning… I took it with a pinch of salt.
18May Onions By MarkA in General Jokes +16 -32 Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.
03Dec Irish Coffee By Edward in General Jokes Tags: Irish Jokes +10 -26 Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee? A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.
02Oct Pizza By Ry Ry in General Jokes +9 -25 Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.
19Feb Thesaurus Club By Ashley C in General Jokes +15 -31 First rule of Thesaurus Club… You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.