Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Last Words

in General Jokes
+13 -28

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”

Onions

in General Jokes
+16 -32

Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.

Irish Coffee

in General Jokes
+10 -26

Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Pizza

in General Jokes
+9 -25

Just got a pizza delivered and they forgot to put mozzarella on it. I’m really cheesed off.

Thesaurus Club

in General Jokes
+15 -31

First rule of Thesaurus Club…

You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.

Kettle Factory

in General Jokes
+4 -20

I used to have a job working in an electric kettle factory. I was in my element.