Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Mar

Time Off

By Dave

in General Jokes

+21 -68

Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.

Dec

Samsung G7

By Dave

in General Jokes

+17 -73

My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.

Sep

Wake-Up Call

By Steve

in General Jokes

+10 -68

Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.

Apr

Greggs

By Dave

in General Jokes

+11 -84

I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.

Nov

Newborn Baby

By Anthony

in General Jokes

+15 -92

I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Feb

Bubblegum

By Dave

in General Jokes

+33 -123

Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.