Best Funny General Jokes

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.

Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?

Cause chernobyl fall out.

I’ve been sober now for 100 days. Not in a row just over the past 4 years.

Not trying to brag but i have enough money to not work for the rest of the year.

Just been thrown out by my landlord after making him really angry. He told me the only pet I was allowed was a fish so I got a 6ft shark.

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”