Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Apr

Crashed

By Dave

in General Jokes

+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”

Jun

Postman

By Das21

in General Jokes

+4 -12

Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.

Oct

Supermarket

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -22

Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.

Feb

Salesman

By Dave

in General Jokes

+18 -26

I’ve started my new job as a settee salesman today…

Sofa so good.

Feb

Restaurants

By Amanda

in General Jokes

+5 -13

Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people?
A. Because thyme is a great healer.

Dec

Work Over Christmas

By Sam

in General Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+5 -13

Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.