Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Science Breakthrough

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Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

Work Over Christmas

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Had some great news today. I asked my boss if he wanted me to work over Christmas and he told me not to come back… I was worried he might be angry after I slept with his wife at the Christmas party.

CALENDAR FACT

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All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.

Postman

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Started my new job as a postman today…
The pay isn’t great but I managed to give myself a really good bonus from the envelopes addressed “Cash 4 Gold”.

Supermarket

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Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.

Salesman

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I’ve started my new job as a settee salesman today…

Sofa so good.