Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

CALENDAR FACT

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All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.

Bank

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Just went to the bank to pay some bills and they made me prove my identity. What’s the point in that? Is it common for strangers to pay bills and if so why is the bank stopping them?

Thanksgiving

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When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving

Alcoholics Anonymous

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Just joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink large amounts of alcohol but now I’ve got a new name and passport.

Brain Cells

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Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.

Can’t Remember

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember why you went upstairs or who owns the house you’re or why a police man is shouting at you.