Best Funny General Jokes

When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving

Just joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink large amounts of alcohol but now I’ve got a new name and passport.

What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.

Calling into work sick is so much more fun if you call a company you don’t work for.

There once was a guy from Capri, who tried to pee over a tree , he peed so high it fell in his eye, now the poor c*nt cant see.

Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.