Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Thanksgiving

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When is it fun to serve a rubber turkey?
… At pranksgiving

Alcoholics Anonymous

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Just joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink large amounts of alcohol but now I’ve got a new name and passport.

Guy From Capri

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There once was a guy from Capri, who tried to pee over a tree , he peed so high it fell in his eye, now the poor c*nt cant see.

Work

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Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.

Apple

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Have you heard about the latest apple product?

It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.

Weightwatchers

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Just won the £500 1st prize at my local weightwatchers weigh-in this week for loosing the most weight after successfully hiding 10kg of lead fishing weights in my pockets last week.