Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Oct

Dna Test

By Steve

in General Jokes

+18 -25

Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.

Sep

Science Breakthrough

By Einstein

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+13 -20

Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

Oct

Decisions

By Donny44

in General Jokes

+22 -29

“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.

Jan

Vehicle Theft

By Sanchez

in General Jokes

+18 -25

Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?

A. Carlos.

Jul

Swearing

By Chris

in General Jokes

+3 -10

Just been told off for swearing at work by my boss. The f*cking c*nt can go and f*ck himself.

Apr

Crashed

By Dave

in General Jokes

+16 -23

Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:

“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”