Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Wind

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I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.

Cuban

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I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Christmas

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Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Dna Test

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Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.

Decisions

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“Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.

Vehicle Theft

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+18 -25

Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?

A. Carlos.