Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Irish Bar

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place in an Irish bar.

Paddy: How much is your beer?
Barman: £3 a pint or £8 a pitcher.
Paddy: I’ll just have a pint, f*ck the photo!

Acting Role

in General Jokes
+10 -17

Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.

Peotry

in General Jokes
+14 -21

I recently decided to start writing poetry.

POETR

That’s enough for today.

Wind

in General Jokes
+9 -16

I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.

Cuban

in General Jokes
+8 -15

I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Christmas

in General Jokes
+31 -38

Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.