07Jan Wind By Stevey in General Jokes +9 -16 I was holding my sister’s baby yesterday when she asked me to wind it. Seemed a bit harsh so I decided to just give it a dead leg instead.
08Jun Cuban By Camo in General Jokes +8 -15 I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar.
27Dec Christmas By SteveB in General Jokes +31 -38 Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
20Oct Dna Test By Steve in General Jokes +18 -25 Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.
26Oct Decisions By Donny44 in General Jokes +22 -29 “Sorry I don’t know if its a boy or a girl yet, we’ll have to wait until the baby grows older and decides for itself!” Said no doctor ever.
28Jan Vehicle Theft By Sanchez in General Jokes +18 -25 Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft? A. Carlos.