Best Funny General Jokes

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid

Just been told I’m not a suitable candidate after the following conversation.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Have you heard about that new coffee that makes you tired and unhappy. Its called depresso.

My psychiatrist told me I need to stop comfort eating right away. Apparently fabric conditioner contains really dangerous chemicals.

The following conversation took place between a father and son:

Son: Dad why do people use condoms?
Dad: They do it so they can avoid annoying questions like this!!

Omg I think I might have died and gone to hell. Oh wait.. It OK, I’m just at work.