Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Healthy Eating

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Can’t believe how dangerous healthy eating can be. Just cut myself peeling an apple, think I will stick to chocolate bars in the future.

Biggest Weakness

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+22 -28

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening

Cancer

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+15 -21

My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.

Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.

Martial Arts

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+18 -24

What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid

Job Interview

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+34 -40

Just been told I’m not a suitable candidate after the following conversation.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Coffee

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+12 -18

Have you heard about that new coffee that makes you tired and unhappy. Its called depresso.