Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Scruffy Dressers

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My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.

New Diet

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Just lost 15 lbs on a new diet, it’s called ‘The Flu’.

Definition of Wisdom

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Definition of Wisdom: The thing that happens when you run out of stupid ideas.

Last Night

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Took a girl home last night and I accidentally said ‘how’s your daddy’ instead of ‘who’s your daddy’. We spent 2 hours talking about her dad’s cholesterol.

Healthy Eating

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Can’t believe how dangerous healthy eating can be. Just cut myself peeling an apple, think I will stick to chocolate bars in the future.

Biggest Weakness

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening