27Oct Fancy Dress Party By Dave in General Jokes +4 -5 Got breathalysed by the police last night while driving home from a fancy dress party dressed as the Titanic. I was a nervous wreck.
13Aug Student Loan By Dave in General Jokes +22 -23 Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.
06May Rice On Face By Dave in General Jokes +15 -17 Just woken up with rice on my face. I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
11Sep Gypsy Birthday By Tom in General Jokes +26 -28 Q. What does a gypsy get for his birthday? A. Your iPhone
06Apr Obesity By Dave in General Jokes +20 -22 Obesity has become a really bad problem in recent years. I blame the reduction of bullying in schools.
05Sep Running By Dave in General Jokes +28 -30 Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.