Best Funny General Jokes

Obesity has become a really bad problem in recent years.
I blame the reduction of bullying in schools.

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up

The following conversation took place between a boss and his employee.

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!!
Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.

3 reasons why too much beer can turn a man into a woman.
1. Gives you manboobs.
2. Makes you talk nonsense.
3. Reduces your driving skills.

Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.