Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Baby Like Car

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Q. Why is a baby like an old car?
A. They both have rattles.

Ex-Boyfriends

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Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.

Coolest Person

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Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
The ultra sound guy.

Alarm Clock

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Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.

Little Kid

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Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

Barging Holiday

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Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.