Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Gone in 60 Seconds

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Can’t seem to find my ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

Strong People

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+32 -35

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact.

thanksgiving

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+21 -24

Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving?
A. Twerky

Hidden Dip

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+8 -11

Crashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.

Motto

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+14 -17

My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Movie

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+15 -18

Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?

It seems to be taking ages to come out.